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The most renewable resource on the planet. Friend power will sustain us all.

I mean, all those stars and planets and black holes and stuff? How can you NOT nerd out?

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? I do.

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied.

Believe me, I'm listening. I need all the wisdom I can get!

I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you.

It's a public service, really.

Say it loud and say it proud, or quietly, and on your own, if that's more your speed.

Life's truest and omnipresent dilemma.

Let me be a bit more specific... God bless the RINGMASTER of this three-ring circus

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck.

I can do this thing and that thing and everything and nothing at all and I've got the towel to prove it.

Home is where I want to be, but I guess I'm already there...

Home is where I want to be, but I guess I'm already there...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad.