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Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just stand there, someone hand this sock a stiff cocktail!

I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you.

You know, like one of those episodes of The French Chef when Julia Child drops a chicken on the floor and trills, "Never apologize!"

It's a public service, really.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.

Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But we did it, for you. And also because we really like cats.

Say it loud and say it proud, or quietly, and on your own, if that's more your speed.

No stunt doubles here. How dare you even imply it.

Nothing is real and nothing matters, just say yes.

This ones for you, Teach!

Gather round and ye I shall feed!

It's PROVEN. By STUDIES.

Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks!

Who ever said beer lovers can't be soft and sentimental?

Life's truest and omnipresent dilemma.